We've all done it. We press the send button and then 5 hours later wish we could reach into the cellular void and retrieve it with no one the wiser. Drunk texting is the new drunk dialing and it isn't pretty. Just consider yourself lucky that it didn't end up on the internet.
Go to textsfromlastnight.com and enjoy.
Remember this stuff is in WRITING people, so please don't let your friends text while intoxicated...even if it seems like a fabulous idea to them at the time.